Craig tagged me, so here are five things you don't
know about me.

1) I've pretty much strained, torn broken every joint
in my body, except for the jaw, the spine and those
around my pelvis.

2) I'm missing all my ligaments in the articulation
attaching my right collarbone to the sternum and the
first rib.

3) As a teenager, I wanted to be a comic book artist,
a jazz trumpeter and a mad scientist.

4) When angry, I turn into an obnoxious green midget
monkey.

5) My middle name is written in a language no one can
utter, not even I.

I tag: Gabe, Johnny Sakkis, Mike Young, Andrew
Lundwall, TA Noonan