If you happen to be a fatass-racist-nazi-bastard-who-probably-enjoys-wrestling, do not go to Google, type "asshole" into the search field and push "I'm feeling lucky." It might overstimulate your cerebellum and to your limbic system, eventually leading to serious damage.

And yes, I already know that I am un-American. Thank you for stating the obvious.

(This was taken from Lisa Jarnot's blog)