so the senate just voted to make english the official language of the us of a. now expect no one, with the exception of europeans, to understand official documents. not that anyone understood it in the first place. and expect fatass-racist-nazi-redneck-bastard-who-enjoy-wrestling-and-guns to discover they have gone to a different country overnight, where people say "autumn" instead of "fall," "arse" instead of "ass," and where "bloody" is not meant at a literal level. then expect said measure to be repealed, to be replaced by midwestern american english, and expect the addition to the motto "in god we trust" of the phrase "amerika uber alles." (with an umlaut above the u, but i am not on my computer right now, so no umlauts or cedillas)

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CLAY BANES said…
when you can't do an umlaut an 'e' goes after the vowell.

aren't you moved by the senate's patriotism?
François Luong said…
hey clay,

"ueber" looks a bit strange, while "über" looks better.

how can you not be moved by anyone's patriotism? everyone should have an american flag tattooed on their chest, right below the left nipple!

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