Sarkozy will be become President of the French Republic (we can and have elected people we wouldn't like to have a beer with).

The Houston Rockets are out of the play-offs ...

Ugh ...

Anyway, I am not renouncing my French citizenship. That would be silly, even though Sarko is creepy. He's still better than the moron you elected to the White House.

And yes, I will be watching the Golden State Warriors.